fiascofury said: 1. How would the BroMon peeps cope with the Human Game? 2. Can Blanc make heavy metal guitar noises? 3. If the HG peeps could become Time Lords & go back in time, which eras would they like? 4. What are the 2 new HG characters' favorite foods? 5. How would the HG or BroMon peeps fare in Deadly Premonition? 6. How would the other people submitting these questions (k25ff, heroshortage, etc.) fare in BroMon world?

thehappinessmachine:

1. Five seconds into the game, Mr. Jones finds where Cancel is and eats the guy. The Human Game is over. All the leaders of The Between complain how this was a huge waste of their time.

2. Yes.

3. Kate just likes the modern era because it has PIZZA and WIFI like why in the world would she go back in time, gosh. Same with Seth. Joe and Thalia would go to the Renaissance, Abigail to medieval times (because PRINCESSES but then she discovers how…unromantic it is), Camilla shrugs and goes wherever, Connor would go to all the major scientific periods, and Daniel would just go where Kate would go.

4. #1 likes sweets. #2 isn’t picky.

5. Well, Joe would certainly fit in, and maybe even Abigail! The rest of the HG cast would probably fit in, too (I have imagined a sort of Deadly Premonition/Twin Peaks/Silent Hill sort of AU for them all where they are all strange town residents save for Kate). Isaac and Claire might be alright (though Isaac will be like WHY DO WE LIVE HERE and Claire is all like YEAHHHH THIS IS COOL), while the others can’t exactly “live” on the same plane as human beings do.

6. It would really depend. The Between is a horribly dangerous place, I would not tread lightly in it. There is less than 10% chance that a regular human can survive, and during the game, you’ll see that Isaac really narrowly misses horrible fates as he continues through the world.

2: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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omgthatdress:

Dress
Charles Fredrick Worth, 1878-1880
The Philadelphia Museum of Art

omgthatdress:

Dress

Charles Fredrick Worth, 1878-1880

The Philadelphia Museum of Art

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omgthatdress:

Dinner Dress
Charles Fredrick Worth, 1883
The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

omgthatdress:

Dinner Dress

Charles Fredrick Worth, 1883

The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

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omgthatdress:

Dress
1950s
Mill Street Vintage

omgthatdress:

Dress

1950s

Mill Street Vintage

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fiascofury said: I think the HG characters need a vacation; can you send them to appropriate Myst ages?

thehappinessmachine:

whimbrelwaterbird:

thehappinessmachine:

fiascofury:

thehappinessmachine:

THANK YOU FOR KNOWING ABOUT MYST LET ME SHOWER YOU WITH HUGS

Kate: Riven (in its good days)

Joe: Serenia

Seth: Spire (because of the whole Sirrus was trapped there thing)

Connor: Voltaic

Thalia: J’nanin

Abigail: Selentic (tons of sounds!)

Camilla: Edanna

Daniel: Haven

THANKS FOR THE HUGS, but why did you put Daniel on Haven?! Is he secretly a deadly spearhunter or can he talk to the animals and befriend them as Dandan the Woobie God? Otherwise, he is SO dead.

WELL IT IS ONE OF THE RARE AGES THAT DOES NOT HAVE A LOT OF WATER FOR HIM TO FREAK OUT OVER but you know what, it’s been a while since I played Myst I FORGOT ABOUT THE SPEARHUNTERS. So, to Voltaic or Edanna he goes instead.

remember that time Friday tried to get Dandan killed on what should have been a relaxing vacation?

i’m sure he can handle it

BE A MAN, DANIEL, SHOW KATE WHAT YOU’VE GOT

No worries, Daniel, all you have to do is fight off this & possibly this, avoid the plants that shoot out poisonous gas, and cope with the fact that you’re surrounded by water with a shipwreck and no one who can save you, since it’s a Prison Age. Happy holidays!

(Is this Age for him to build character or something?)

(Meanwhile, Kate joins the Moiety rebels in Riven, fights off the wahrks and slays Gehn, letting out a Xena-like battle cry as she raises her daggers aloft. She promptly becomes the new chief of the Rivenese)

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fiascofury said: I think the HG characters need a vacation; can you send them to appropriate Myst ages?

thehappinessmachine:

THANK YOU FOR KNOWING ABOUT MYST LET ME SHOWER YOU WITH HUGS

Kate: Riven (in its good days)

Joe: Serenia

Seth: Spire (because of the whole Sirrus was trapped there thing)

Connor: Voltaic

Thalia: J’nanin

Abigail: Selentic (tons of sounds!)

Camilla: Edanna

Daniel: Haven

THANKS FOR THE HUGS, but why did you put Daniel on Haven?! Is he secretly a deadly spearhunter or can he talk to the animals and befriend them as Dandan the Woobie God? Otherwise, he is SO dead.

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Phantasmagoria!

thehappinessmachine:

protip: do not eat or drink while watching slowbeef’s phatasmagoria lp like seriously don’t do it

I made that mistake, because…just wait till you see the second-to-last clip.

MOO-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!

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fashion-runways:

TEX SAVERIO The Revelation Collection

Wow. 
That dress is a work of art.

fashion-runways:

TEX SAVERIO The Revelation Collection

Wow.
 

That dress is a work of art.

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modmad:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

The illustrators clearly had a field day with this story.

The mysterious cyclist was awesome.

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thehappinessmachine:

itsbenedict:

"Inside the mailbox was absolutely nothing. Nothing after nothing came bursting out."

leg

This. Is. BRILLIANT.

thehappinessmachine:

itsbenedict:

"Inside the mailbox was absolutely nothing. Nothing after nothing came bursting out."

leg

This. Is. BRILLIANT.

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